when a man *j*c*l*t*s his s*m*n.
my buddy is taking a 10 day cruise to the islands where he plans to enjoy the sunny beaches, the beautiful ladies, and hopefully some “protein dispersion”!
(doo-stag) a noun someone who listens to one song repet*tively tommy: “stop listening to numa numa you f***ing dustaug!”
- alaskan dragon rider
the alaskan fire dragon, performed with the man riding a moose. “hey man, i gave my girl the alaskan fire dragon last night.” “man, you are bad at this. i gave my girl the alaskan dragon rider last night.” “daaaaaaaaamn”
- sk*nk camp
a camp for girls of the sk*nk variety aka camp cheerio campers. boy: wow she’s a sk*nk. girl: that’s what sk*nk camp does to you.
- foot mop
when you spill or see dirt on floor, but do not want to use mop and bucket, you get dish rag or wash rag, wet it, throw on floor and clean up using your foot to move it. harley, you spilt that ice cream all over the kitchen floor last night. i’m tired of foot […]