Protein Goatee
i steaming mess of manbatter on your face that takes the form of a goatee mustache.
b-mc-m facial…
what the moyler grows every weekend at bicycle jumping contests when he is not receiving a mayonaise dumptruck of course.
question: hey moyle do you want a protein goatee?
statement: dustin, i would love a protein goatee.
shucks my protein goatee looks good.
don’t tell ricky about the protein goatee he’ll think i am gay but really i’m just confused.
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