protein wall


the invisible wall one hits while dining at a brazilian steakhouse, or churrascaria, after eating approximately 25 ounces of meat. symptoms usually include hyperactivity, trips to the bathroom, and dizziness, with an intense crash at some point in the next two hours.
charles and joey hit a m-ssive protein wall tonight at texas de brazil. their wives practically had to drag them away from the table.

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