proximitist


one who will ditch one crush/significant other for another, just because they are geographically closer. a proximity opportunist.
i wanted to have drinks with quinn last night, but he’s such a proximitist that he ditched me for claire because she was already downtown.
one who will ditch one crush/significant other for another, just because they are geographically closer. a proximity opportunist.
i wanted to have drinks with quinn last night, but he’s such a proximitist that he ditched me for claire because she was already downtown.

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