Prumpkin


when a fat asian chick gives you a blumpkin. the combination of the words “plumpkin” and “brumpkin.”
i called up an asian girl i knew from highschool and asked her to give me a brumpkin. it turned out that she had gained about two hundred poulds since i had seen her last. needless to say, i recieved a prumpkin instead of a brumpkin.

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