prune slapped


being surprised with an extremely dark and purple hickey, that looks as if someone threw a prune at your neck.
(usually very difficult to cover up or hide.)
james: dude what’d your girl do to your neck last night?

nick: yeah, i got prune slapped. can’t hide it.

james: that sucks. no pun intended.

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