Pseudo-Japanese


white kids (mostly anime geeks and fat girls) who pretend to know so much about j-panese culture and who pretend to be j-panese. they do so by blurting out random, j-panese-sounding words and naming their made up anime characters with false j-panese names. they scribble random j-panese characters in an incorrect way in their notebooks at school, thinking it means something. these geeks are always bugging people by walking up to them and shouting “desu desu desu!!!” in their faces.

they may fap constantly to hentai, furry p-rn, or some other crazy j-panese fetish. they also eat lots of california rolls, kalamari and ramen, because those are the only j-panese foods they can think of. they also listen to music ranging from anime soundtracks to bizarre j-rock.

sure, it sounds like just a nerd in love with j-panese culture, but when he starts acting like he can speak and write j-panese when he doesn’t know jack sh-t, then he’s a pseudo-j-panese kid.
guy #1: look at freddrick over there, drawing his anime characters again. he named one of them unochi michimagi…

guy #2: pffftt, that kid is pseudo-j-panese.

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