Pseudo-shit
a pseudo sh-t is when a person really feels like they really need to take a dump only to sit on a bowl and read an entire edition of reader’s digest. the person will then realize that it was a false call and will leave the bathroom confused. he or she will sometimes flush the toilet to avoid any questions from friends.
i woke up this morning and i thought my bowels had to be released but it was a pseudo-sh-t.
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