pseudocide
to fake one’s death; to make others believe one has commited suicide
when john commited pseudocide, he watched the reports on his own death the next day.
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an act of self-harm that is in no way intended to kill the harmee; the sort of attempt to express dissatisfaction with one’s life that mental health professionals sometimes refer to as a ‘cry for help’, for example, fall out boy lead singer pete wentz’s overdose of the anti-depressant atavan.
elton john once committed pseudocide by sticking his head in a gas oven after putting out the pilot light.
a fake suicide (mostly used for photography purposes or some sort of spiritual/symbolic means.
person1: “hey i heard that chick in your math cl-ss killed herself.”
person2: “nah, it was just a pseudocide. the pics are on mysp-ce.”
deleting or removing an old screen name or email address.
closing my aol account was pseudocide, but at least my ex-girlfriend can no longer find me.
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