pseudohippie


liberal activists who support peta, wear sweatshop-free clothing (from urban outfitters), pretend to listen to bob marley, smoke weed, and act like they are really involved in politics, man.
also tend to sport jewelry with peace signs.

when really, they don’t believe in it as much as they just want to look cool.
pseudohippie: “man, f— bush! make love, not war guys! and p-ss the reefer!”

nonpseudohippie: “wtf, that girl is such a pseudohippie! her bag was probably made in a sweatshop! and i saw her driving through mcdonalds!”

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