psychic jackass


someone whose jack-ss actions could only have been made possible by reading somebody else’s mind
{y take a handful of jelly beans from p’s bag}
p: “just don’t take any orange or red ones”
{y opens his hand to reveal only red and orange jelly beans}
n: “d-mn, you’re like a psychic jack-ss”

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