psychic
a person with a supernatural talent for finding money.
psychic relates to the supernatural capabilities of the mind. while there is no proof that psychic powers really exist, there are many believers. here is a list of the psychic powers i can think of.
1)future sight – you can predict events that have not yet occured.
2)telekinesis – my favorite. you can move objects around using nothing but your mind. many video games, books, and shows portray telekinesis as being very powerful and capable of lifting heavy objects. supposed real life telekinesis can only do small things like opening doors and levitating very small objects.
3)pyrokinesis – you can control fire to an extent.
4)remote viewing – you can see events without actually being there. i bet most guys would use it to watch chicks undress without risk of getting caught.
5)mind control – you can influence people’s minds or completly take control of thier bodies.
-telekinetic guy: psychic wedgie!
-victim: b-st-rd! just because your psychic doesn’t mean you gotta rub it in our faces.
1. a deluded person who had trouble making friends as a child, and over the years has grown to believe their own mystic cr-p
2. a cynical person who has realised the ease with which a deluded person can be ripped off.
see also religion
your husband is happy in the afterlife and suggests you take my psychic course ($10,000) so that you may continue to speak to him
a person who is stupid, deluded or a fraud.
i walked up to the “psychic”, punched him in the face and said “you didn’t see that coming, did you?”.
a person with a special talent to see things others may not see.
the psychic boy saw the spirit beside his friend.
during those moments when you and a bud are thinking the same thing at the same time, kind of like a vulcan mind meld, and the two of you yell out “psychic!” simultaneously.
friend a: how was your day? (thinks to herself, d-mn i’m hungry, i could go for a pizza).
friend b: it was good, i’m famished though, i think i’ll get a pizza delivered.
friend a: psychic!!!
when two friends dress to match without planning it. pr-nounced \si-sheek\
hey, we’re both wearing blue and brown stripes! we must be psy-chic.
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