psychochondria
parallel to hypochondria – a person who is abnormally anxious about their mental health. someone who will self-diagnose themselves and/or state they have multiple psychological “disorders” either all at once or continuously over time.
my girlfriend, debbie downer, thinks she has bed, add, ocd and bi-polar depression but she’s never been to a doctor. i’m pretty sure she’s just likes to eat, is lazy but likes things in order and is a party p–per. it’s probably just a case of psychochondria.
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