psychoflexing


the act of practicing psychokinesis by bending a small object.
cpt. murphy (staring at a spoon): silence! i’m psychoflexing. -whispers- rubber spoon, rubber spoon, rubber spoon…
to bend an object or defensless person with your mind
johnny psychoflexed the the golf clubs

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