Psychomagician


a psychologist who is so desperate to diagnose their patient with a nonexistent mental disorder, that they create the illusion of insanity in order to get their patient committed to a mental inst-tution on purpose.
a female mental patient asks a new arrival, “what did you do to get put here?”
“me? absolutely nothing. my head doctor is a psychomagician who cranially abused me, and then pulled sh-t out of his -ss to get me dumped here!”

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