PTBSD
post-traumatic b-tt s-x disorder: a mental health disorder that can occur after something is inserted unknowingly into the -n-s that causes intense fear of things (p-n-s, finger, vibrator, toilet paper) coming near the -n-s.
i have mad ptbsd after my boyfriend rammed it in my -ss on accident and i cried in front of him.
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