pterodactyl porn
three men in pterodactyl costumes orally and v-g-n-lly pleasing a woman. something that must be experienced to truly understand. g-d’s gift to this humble earth.
son: dad, where do babies come from?
dad: i think it’s about time for you to watch pterodactyl p-rn.
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