ptfd
“pipe the f-ck down” used online in chat rooms towards people who are extremly loud on the mic.. or for people arguing in chatroom.
nicki: b-tch you don’t know me
jessica: i dont wanna know you
tasha: i wish both of you would ptfd dont n-body wanna hear that shyt
post-traumatic fart disorder. what you suffer from after a friend rips a total crop-duster in a small, confined sp-ce. as a result of dusting, you lose your appet-te for a period of 24-48 hours following event.
i’m suffering from ptfd. i just bought falafel but can’t eat because it smells like dan’s -ss.
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