PTFOMIA


p-ssed the f-ck out missing in action.

often used in parties when someone p-sses out and misses some of the best parts of the night.
joe: where’s jack?
jane: he’s ptfomia on the kitchen counter.
joe: he just missed a hot chick table dancing.

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