Pu-erh Tea


a type of black tea that has been fermented for x amount of years. usually smells like earth and forest, with a sweet aftertaste. comes from china. highly addictive. uses: stomach aliments, hangovers, digestion, energy.

is possible to get tea drunk from this tea.
tea drunk has same side effects as drunkness, but without the loss of brain functions.

spelling and pr-nunciation issues ensue with this tea. is usually pr-nounced either pu-erh, with erh sounding like air. or pu-er with it pr-nouned ar, like a pirate.

usually comes in cake form.
jamie and i got tea drunk after three pots of pu-erh tea.

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