pube helmet
hairstyle that resembles a helmet made from pubic hair, due to the tight curls that make it seem impenetrable, like a helmet.
super mario for example.
very popular look among middle-aged women.
dude, no wonder mario could jump up and break bricks with his head like whoa, he had the meanest p-b- helmet ever!
jonah kerr, seth rogen, your grandma.
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