pubendick


when you get a p-b- caught inside your foreskin; a pain that is arguably worse than childbirth. pr-nounced “p-b-ndich” as if speaking in a german accent.
-dude one is having a bash-
dude one: ahh! what the h-ll was that!
dude two: you okay bro?
dude one: yeah dude, just got a bad case of p-b-nd-ck 🙁
dude two: oooh, unlucky
dude one: why are you watching me m-st-rb-t-?

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