Pubertus
a gigantic monster that turns boys into men with the flick of its wand.
“oh sh-t its p-b-rtus”.
the evil monster that lives inside those on the brink of p-b-scence. he is the leading cause for erectile dysfuntion in adolescents.
“dude, my erectile dysfuntion was so bad last night.”
“looks like you were cursed by the monster p-b-rtus!”
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