pubic DEATH pimples
this is a pubic service announcement brought to you by cheeze wiz
after attempting to shave ones pubic region with a facerazor, one notices in horror while “smacking little johnny behind his german helmet and purple bulbous ear,” “shimmying up and down the pole of love,” or “touching ones self at night,” that yesterday while taking a sensual shower the razor’s unwanted blade caused irritation to the groin thus impregnating it with festering fireworks of p-ssy pimples…. as a result of poor hygiene the pimples become itchy, p-ss-ng little b-tch devils of the pubis. g-d’s final act of torture is the itchy chode!!!
examples:
-me.
-bill clinton.
-barney the purple pedeophilic dino
the best remedy for said pubic death pimples, is to mix cheese wiz and conola oil to a gooey batterey mixture, and to apply said mixture to crotch 2-3 times per day. trust me, it works. don’t ask. if this doesn’t work, you have genetal herpes, not pubic death pimples.
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