Pubic Scare
when you about to have s-x and the partner takes of his/her pants and there are so many p-b-s that you either get turned off or go into shock.
john: i was at the bar last night and i got this girl to come home with me but when i took off her pants i felt like tarzan about to enter the jungle, the b-tch gave me a huge pubic scare!
jim: d-mn, did you go into shock?
john:nah, i went out, bought a machete, came back and made my way into the jungle!
jim: really?
john: h-ll no, even indiana jones wouldn’t enter that temple! i p-ssed the f-ck out!
jim:p-ssy
john: stfu
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