Publasturbator


1. one who m-st-rb-t-s in public.

2. one who m-st-rb-t-s in his house while others are around, but not looking.

3. one who m-st-rb-t-s next to somebody who is sleeping.
jim: guess what happened while i was at john’s house last night.

mitch: what?

jim: john thought i was asleep, so he m-st-rb-t-d right next to me.

mitch: whoa! i didn’t know john was a publasturbator.

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