Public Privacy
1. the illusion of which is given to people on a cell phone or blue tooth in public and within earshot of others. these people believe that others cannot hear about their husband’s rectal exam or their mothers attempt at making toast in the microwave.
2. what is compromised when party a takes video/pictures of party b in public with or without them knowing, with the intent of putting them on youtube or mysp-ce.
1. “i don’t care about her son’s first p–p on the toilet, i just want to know if she want lettuce, tomato, or onion on her sub! put down the phone and listen to me goddammit!”
2. eligh: “what are you doing!? put that camera away! this is an invasion of public privacy!
felix: “no! i’m going to put you and that gold spandex bodysuit on the internet!”
1. the illusion of which is given to people on a cell phone or blue tooth in public and within earshot of others. these people believe that others cannot hear about their husband’s rectal exam or their mothers attempt at making toast in the microwave.
2. what is compromised when party a takes video/pictures of party b in public with or without them knowing, with the intent of putting them on youtube or mysp-ce.
1. “i don’t care about her son’s first p–p on the toilet, i just want to know if she wants lettuce, tomato, or onion on her sub! put down the phone and listen to me goddammit!”
2. eligh: “what are you doing!? put that camera away! i’m not decent! this is an invasion of public privacy!
felix: “no! i’m going to put you and that gold spandex bodysuit on the internet!”
Read Also:
- Social Housing Baby
child conceived in order for the mother to (a) gain access to subsidised housing; (b) state benefits; and (c) avoid work for life. 1. how do you plead? 2. your honour, i was a social housing baby 3. case dismissed!
- socialishness
socialishness is what social media should be, but isn’t. television started carrying theatre but quickly eroded to be just filler content between commercials and now is mostly infomercials. the web went from information to p-rn almost instantly. now social media is more media than social. the only thing that will save social media from a […]
- Social Rager
n. a person who rages only in social situations. examples include punching a hole in the wall at a party for no apparent reason, punching through a window at a crowded bar after only a slight provocation, and other random acts of rage meant to be seen and talked about by many people. “did you […]
- Republibubba
a “republican” who parrots the party line verbatim without necessarily understanding it. the republibubbas are going on and on about the “divisiveness” among democrats for leadership of the house.
- vagicitis
n. a chronic and highly contagious disease characterized by symptoms including but not limited to: 1. being a little b-tch 2. complaining 3. discussing relationship problems 4. leaving parties early 5. repeated denial of aforementioned illness “i can’t go out tonight, i have to study for my spanish final, and then my girlfriend is coming […]