publisexual
a person (usually a man) working in the publishing industry who is obviously gay, but who talks incessantly about his wife and kids.
girl: i think brad is so cute.
guy: you know he’s totally gay, don’t you?
girl: no he’s not. he has a wife and 2 kids.
guy: they’re just a beard. he’s totally publis-xual.
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