Pubo-Helmular Discomfort (PHD)
a painful condition whereby one or more pubic hairs becomes lodged inside the foreskin of the p-n-s, against the helmet. movement will result in the hairs being stretched and pulled, causing untold agony.
this is caused by the p-n-s being confined in a small sp-ce (ie underwear). it usually occurs after the sufferer has had an erection and the p-n-s is shrinking back to its regular size.
can be solved by a cabinet reshuffle
tom: ouch….
ben: what’s the matter?
tom: i’ve just got some pubo-helmular discomfort (phd)…
ben: i’m sorry. this must be a difficult time for you.
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