puce


a reddish brown color; ask a person what color they think “puce” is and it becomes a test: only cl-ssy females and cl-ssy feminine males get it right.
kara: “what color is puce?”
bob: “uh, pink?”
kara: “yea, you’re straight.”
the ultimate annihilation. an infinite and immeasurable force, simular to that of the mjölnir (thor’s hammer), exerted upon an unsuspecting victim. it is said that to puce someone is to kill them 868 times over, totally destroying them physically and mentally.
i just totally puced him!
i’ve been pucing all day!
i’ve just been puced 🙁
a disappointing c-m shot.
dan i went to give my woman a facial last night when the moment arrived i totally puced.

mike haha you loser, was she p-ssed off?

dan yah dude, there was hardly enough to wipe on her chin.
a lady fart that travels to the front.
“eww, your puce stinks.”

“sick, i just puced and it felt gross.”
something that is bad or sh-tty.
erin: man, i tried to take a huge sh-t but it wasn’t ready
sandra: dude, that’s so puce.
the color of vomit, often used as an option for the category of “wedding dress color” in the game of m-a-s-h
sally: what color will marcia’s prom dress be?
beth: well, i can’t stand that girl. i hope it’s puce.
female who flirts with every guy in sight, female who steals boyfriends, female who turns every guy against other girls. canadian word.
oh my gosh, sara’s boyfriend dumped her last night for katie, god katie is such a puce

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