puck fuck


a puck f-ck is a chick who only f-cks hockey players.
dude-man that chick is sucha puck f-ck
dude 2- ya, mabey we should play hockey
(n) chicks that have s-x with hockey players because they think its cool.
(v) to have s-x with a hockey player
(v) yeah, after the party i’m going to f-ckpuck these blond chicks that were staring at me the whole game.
(n) tell those f-ckpucks to close their mouth.
the act of foreplay during the hockey pre-game, oral first intermission , intercourse in second intermission; if overtime is needed doggie style for both parties can watch. at end of game it’s a smoke and a beer.
aye, sally wanna puck f-ck?

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