pucker pie


for those who don’t like the idea of snackin on hair pie, there is the pucker pie. a nicely puckered pink -sshole, may even have a bush of hair, mmmm. quite the splendid treat for the accomplished salad t-ss-r.
aunt flow is visiting. d-mn…… thankfully there is the pucker pie to hold me over. nice sweet treat for those off days.

Read Also:

  • status trapped

    on mysp-ce, when somebody comments on your status, and you then have a conversation with them on your status, but after a bit you want to change your status. which will cause the unwanted end to the conversation, because, frankly, continuing it in a message would ruin it and/or be awkward. dude 1: man, that […]

  • Taxing The Poor

    slang term for masturbating i just walked in on johnny taxing the poor, it was hilarious.

  • Did it to save my dick

    an -sshole thing you do in order to save your own -ss. it’s considered saving your d-ck when you screw someone over really bad just to getout of something yourself making it 10 times as worse as just saving your -ss. once someone has “done it to save my d-ck” they have caused a never […]

  • Diedums

    similar to didums except it is pr-nounced differently (die-dums). it’s more up to date than didums while still sarcastic and is only really used when someone is not being serious. person 1: “hey u stole my seat” (lol) person 2: “diedums”

  • TazZ

    nwa, ecw and wwf wrestler who reinvented the suplex (or tazzplex). one of the more innovative and impressive mat wrestlers of all time. from the red hook section of brooklyn, new york – weighing 248 pounds, he is the human suplex machine – this is tazz! s-xual intercourse that gives you more -rg-sms, than screams […]


Disclaimer: pucker pie definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.