pud puller
n. – one who hangs around doing little or nothing. synonymous with jerk off. also “pulling one’s pud”.
employee #1: what’s matt doing over there?
employee #2: oh, he’s just pulling his pud.
employee #1: what a pud puller!
a slow driver who pays attention to everything except driving.
“i was twenty minutes late for work because the pudpuller in front of me would not drive the speed limit.”
this is for the super duper c-ntblasting wh-r- bags that will at the drop of a pin whip out your trouser snake and start yanking for some cream for her coffee! splaaaaaaaaaaaaat!! right in her occular cavities!!!
look at the f-ckin pud puller! extra cream for ya b-tch!
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