pud whacker
someone who is not cool or up with the times,usually a 18-25 yr old male that is still a virgin but still talks about whacking it everynite cause he’s clueless on how to nail some sn-tch!
that dude chris is such a pud whacker,he couldn’t get laid in a 10.00 wh-r- house!
a cronic m-st-rb-t-r. someone who likes to beat his meat.
d-mn chris your such a pud whacker.
originally used to degrade chonic m-st-rb-t-rs, pud whacker is most commonly used in negative connotation in regards to one’s skill, ability, or intellegence. see also: f-cktard
dude, shut the f-ck up and quit being such a godd-mned pud wacker.
an extremely annoying person who is overweight and talks in a high pitched tone
fat alex is such a pudwhacker!
to repeatedly stroke one’s pud while continuing to act in a sad mood. in other words to be p–py.
can also be used to describe someone acting different than normal.
person #1 – what did you do last night?
person #2 – you know i was in a bad mood, but i still pudwhacked the sh-t out of myself.
larry was acting like a little b-tch in front of his girlfiend, so i gave him a hot carl and called him a pudwhacker.
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