puddin’
these other definitions are not the slang we all used in my town. here it means a limpy, half staff, partial, whatever you want to call it but it is a mostly limp p-ck-r. i.e. “looky gina, i’m not ready yet, it’s nuttin’ but puddin’!” (referring to the soft, squishy nature of unerect p-n-s and b-lls)
“wowsers, i need more v–gr-, i ain’t had nuttin’ but puddin’ all day long!”
v-g-n-. nothing but hot young v-g-n-.
boy: can i have some puddin?
girl: mhmmm
p-ssy, v-g-n-, clam, c-nt, sn-tch, snapper, tw-t, beaver, sewer, pole hole, c-ck sock.
“hey, did you get your finger in the puddin ?”
a chubby, dumpy, helpless, stupid person. usually a boy and also tends to cuddle his mother who hes completely dependent on as he is unable to anything for himself.
lisa: “hey look at that puddin tucking into his icecream!”
ash: “what a pud!”
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lisa: “ohhh i cant make this toast..”
ash: “away with you puddin!”
a term used to describe incredibly fast rough s-x had with a sl-t.
d: so how far did you get last night?
s: i gave her d f–kin puddin’ brah
the goo you pull out of a female’s v-g-n- when she has -rg-smed by way of fingers.
also, according to jayz and memph bleek: that funk, that sweet, that nasty, that gushy stuff
dude, the wierdest thing happened, i was fingering crystal, right? and i got her off, then it was like i was pulling puddin out with my hand.
a sweet little dog you adopt and before you can name him, you naturally call him “puddin”. term comes from virginia, so it’s a lil southern, yet sweet.
awwwww… come to momma, cute widdle puddin!
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