a girl with a great body, but every guy is putting (pudding) his d*ck in her
dude she has a pudding body bro! imma be in that tonight!
- dean maher
aka chris’ b*tch. dean has a below average p*n*s and often requires a tweesers in order to grip it :/ he wishes he was only half as good looking as the rest of his housemates. but that will never happen for him :/ “that guys such a b*tch” “yeah he’s such a dean maher
- calm yo grits
the hermit crab version of calm yo t*ts. used by protective parents, some kids never grow out of it. i hate you wooo! calm yo grits. what!? what does that mean? a hermit crab version of calm yo t*ts used by protective parents. some kids never grow out of it. person1: i hate you! person2: […]
quasicretinesque; practically stupid; semicretinesque; semi-cretinesque the quasi-cretinesque poetry was boring and repet*tive.
one who loves horses i concluded jack was a hippophile when i caught him jerking off a black stallion.