pudding hammock


what your underwear becomes after a severe case of mud b-tt.
while rushing to find a toilet jami suddenly became the proud owner of a pudding hammock.
the act of sh-tting yourself while wearing a speedo.
timmy spotting a shark while surfing, resulted in a pudding hammock

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