pudding pounder
a gentleman or pimp that enjoys partaking in s-xual activities with behemoth black chocolate lovies. the term is derived from the flying pudding that is created from the friction that is created when the chocolate is smashed at fast pace.
i dont care bertha needs loving too, i’ll be a pudding pounder all wknd up in that big black -ss.
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