when you mean to fart but end up with a sh-t surprise in your pants
uh oh, i think i just won the pudding prize
nice, fun, always laughing or up for one… a great friend in general. usually found smiling😂 most ashbeys are smart and beautiful ashbeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! she is soooooooooooooo nice always laughing and flirting… loves the name ante and loves the guy to! omg ashbey
a caring person usually hot asf and childish. they are greedy boyfriends. they are keepers yohanon is bae for life
the religion that worships flying monkeys from ur-n-s chris:my religion is weiwuism. rita: me too! i’m all about those flying monkeys!
the flow of cats, especially the motion of cat currents, aided by the opening of doors. stop closing doors man, you’re messing up the catflow and the dogs got ’em all cornered!
- chocolate soil
chocolate soil: noun when your ex comes in the room and you sh-t yourself. oh no! i’ve just made some chocolate soil and it ain’t smelling good!