puddle-of-dick


the act of being in an extreme state of drunkeness; to stumble around heavily intoxicated mumbling incomprehensivly; to be stooped over in a puddle of your own vomit without the knowlege of your current situation
1)after 10 shots of jose cuervo and 5 gl-sses of scotch on the rocks, mark ended up as a puddle-of-d-ck last night.

2)”dude, check out that puddle-of-d-ck, no way is he getting it up tonight”

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