Pudge Puss
an overweight woman with horrible eating habits and haggard hygiene. often they can be spotted wearing large t-shirts with kittens on the front. they smell like old milk and have sweaty pit stains just from walking.
pudge p-ss-s can be found lurking in sh-tty casinos, buffets, or greasy trailer parks.
morty: man i am glad we made it to our 20 year high school reunion.
reggie: i know. we can laugh at all the people that are totally f-cked.
morty: did you see j.j. martinson? his nose fell off from doing too much c-ke and heather z. is a total pudge puss from smoking oxy’s! she used to be hot but not anymore!
reggie: i know, i wouldn’t f-ck her with your d-ck!
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