Pudgy Slam
the action of two obese h-m-s-xual males inserting their genitals inside each of their navels. the position this usually takes place during is the cl-ssic 6to9 position that most females enjoy during lesbian s-xual intercourse. (basically, two fat guys shove their d-cks into the other guy’s bellyb-tton.)
person 1: dude, apparently bob and some other guy pudgy slammed each other!
person 2: wait… wtf how do you kno- shh…… don’t tell anyone… d-mn i’m going to slam him harder tonight…
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