pudpounder
one who frequently m-st-rb-t-s
dont hang out with that kid, he’s big a pudpounder.
a m-st-rb-t-r.
someone with no control over their desire to jack off.
a guy with a high desire to -j-c-l-t-.
a male who would rather jack off then go meet women for possible s-x.
boss: “where’s jeffery?”
worker: ” you mean j-sm jacking jeff? he stayed home to jack off today, the f-cking pud pounder.”
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