Puerto Rican Aftershock
the puerto rican aftershock is a s-xual move discovered by columbus during his voyage to the beautiful island.
upon climax, the male partic-p-nt deposits his -j-c-l-t- in the small of his partner’s (preferably a female human or goat of either s-x) back when performing the ‘el perro’ position (translation: doggy style) or on his lover’s chest between her chi-chi’s (br–sts) so it forms into a small pool. the lover is then ordered to stay still so the pool of love icing remains still. movement that disturbs the canyon of c-m results in a donkey punch. note, if the partner is a donkey, it is just a punch.
the male then adds the juice of the p-ssiflora edulis or p-ssion fruit to the mixture. rubbing the tip of his still chubbed (3/4 erect) p-n-s into the salty sweet concoction he then fills his lover’s mouth with the mixture delivered via his p-n-s. it is considered rude and unappreciative if the partner lets any drop of the liquid fall to the floor.
after a night of dancing doug took rebecca to their hotel room in el condado and performed the puerto rican aftershock.
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