Puerto Rican Manicure
when you finger your girlfriend while she is on her period, and let the menstrual blood dry.
matt: “jesus what is that on your hand?”
jesus: “ah sh-t! maria is on her period, and i forgot to wash my hands this morning.”
matt: “ha! she gave you a puerto rican manicure! hilarious!”
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