when you are too lazy or don’t have enough time to paint all your toenails and only paint the ones that are exposed.
i was running late for work had to give myself a puerto rican pedicure so i could
wear my peep toe heels
- f*ck debt
when one is all out of f-cks but must give a few more, he or she enters into f-ck debt. i’m all out of f-cks to give. do you really want to make me go into f-ck debt?
- straight sewer
someone or something that is so bad, lame, bland and a waste of time that it’s beyond being sh-t. like calling it sh-t would be a compliment at that point. friend one: who books a meeting at 4.30 on a friday? friend two: a straight sewer.
- booty back ride
it’s a piggy back ride but you hold onto the booty instead of their legs do you want me to give you a booty back ride?
a dumb idiot that doesn’t know much and lies about he’s grandfather discovering germs #lier #dumbf-ck palasty is dumb
- miami superpool
a p-ssy in a toaster i put my p-ssy in a toaster and called it the miami superpool