Puerto Rican Puddle Jumper


a small car usually foreign like a nissan or toyota with pep boys tinted windows and baby sneakers dangling from the mirror. this vehicle will also be seen sporting chup caps “plastic fake chrome rims ” with loud spanish music pumping from a bad wal mart style system and a plastic blessed mother on the dash with some rosary beads ( your all ready going to h-ll, so no holy stuff in yo ride is going to save you). this vehicle can be found in the following parking lots wal mart, kmart, your local welfare office, ron’s crack shack in hammonton,nj or any supermarket.
did you see jose’s new puerto rican puddle jumper?

it sure was nice of ron to buy his gay lover scooter a puerto rican puddle jumper for christmas.

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