puerto rican rumble
to pull this off your going to need some money,
first, you must hire around 7 puerto ricans, the key number here is 7. the next step is to hide them in your closet, and get your loved one to come over.
you then proceed to have s-x with your partner, and in the act, you scream out the phrase “arriba!!!!” this is the key word that lets the puerto ricans know its time to make the entry,
at this point, they all come rushing out and proceed to gang bang your loved one.
oh man she got the puerto rican rumble last night
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