Puffin shmud


a large clump of fecal matter which, when excreted, will stretch the the r-ct-m for a few hours before returning to its natural size.
person 1: hey jim you wanna play football
person 2: no i cant, this puffin shmud has got me sh-tting my bowels out…

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