Puffy-Chest


a posture characterized by clenched fists, slightly bent arms at the sides, eyes forward, scowl on face, and chest thrust out sometimes accompanied by strutting. often -ssumed by guys when they’re either trying to impress a female or -ssert alpha male status. can be seen frequently at bars, weight rooms, swimming pools, co-ed sports events, and other such places where there is likely to be a gathering of both males and females. typically employed by jocks, frat boys, and various other -ssholes.
oh no, here comes jim. i hate seeing him when there are females around because he gets all puffy-chested and turns into a giant d-ck.

you ever noticed how when it’s just guys lifting in here bill is alright, but if there’s girls in here he goes puffy-chest and tries to lift twice as much weight.

see how joe just struts around the pool and never actually gets in? he’s got puffy-chest.

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